She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
We asked an illegal alien to buy us beer. He didn't even want a tip. I'm going to Washington to plead that case.
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
Been in bed for 16 hours. Haven't eaten in 18 hours. Haven't pissed in almost 20 hours. Fuck you Stacey and your former reign as laziest bitch. I got the title now.
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
He wanted to watch a Charlie Brown thanksgiving. But I was like, fuck that, I'm a grown up. So we watched jumanji and I sucked his dick.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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