Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
just woke up to a get well card i wrote myself when i was drunk. it was by the advil. i am a cocky bitch.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
Been in bed for 16 hours. Haven't eaten in 18 hours. Haven't pissed in almost 20 hours. Fuck you Stacey and your former reign as laziest bitch. I got the title now.
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
Talk shit all you want but with my new knife sharpener I have a lethal razor sharp pizza cutter. Fuck with me Mario I dare you!
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