some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
come pick me up. please. i just puked in my lap. bring pants.
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
I'm at my friends house alone, she's at spin class so I'm wearing her engagement ring and eating buffalo wings. It's 9:30am. Happy Valentine's Day.
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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