She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
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