i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
someone stole my phone at the bar last night, naturally, it led to me waking up in the bartender’s bed
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
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