Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
Every time you blow me I should make a paper crane and we'll make them into a chain and hang them from the ceiling. And then whenever we have people over and they ask what the cranes are for I'll say "reminders" and wink at you.
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
Hey I need you to run the morning meeting, for reasons I can explain when I find out where I left my car
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