i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
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