I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
Just realized I probably only have one more wedding where I can say I fucked the bride.
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
Randomize
