i'm signing you up for texting rehab
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
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