have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
So I'm going back to my apartment just to get my vibrator.
I thought you were moving in with your boyfriend for the summer?
Well....one will keep me from having to pay rent and the other satisfies. I'll let you figure it out.
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
I wish there was a "friends who have gained the most weight since high school" filter on facebook for when I am feeling fat.
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
Nah the bridesmaids all had dates. I slept with the next best thing: girl who WANTED to be a bridesmaid but didnt make the cut.
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
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