And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
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