That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
i'd fuck the guy who invented dead baby jokes.
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
Fell in the ditch running from the pizza guy I stole the pizza from. If you are still at my house come find me, pretty sure I need stitches.
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
They're the one who can profit the most when given the opportunity for blackmail.
At least that's how I've always seen it whenever I've been the Designated Driver.
That simultaneously explains everything and makes me very very terrified of you.
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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