His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
The last thing I remember saying was "Tequila for all!!"
If you count the sounds from the room down the hall....that was definitely NOT the last thing that came out of your mouth.
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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