Those balls look pretty dangerous.
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
It was the best present I've gotten since I was 5 and I got a fucking easy bake oven. I'm not pregnant for realsies. Celebratory party at the house tonight. Invite all the nice dicks you know.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
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