I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
So my roomate was sunbathing this morning on the porch with a sock covering his penis
Sounds like a really classy character....
He is classy. It was argyle.
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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