normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
We named our party play list daddy issues
It was like the Ritz Carlton of jails. I got introduced to our criminal system the right way.
My body has become completely dependent on Text Twist. I can't poop without it.
I'm skipping the 'hey, how are you, I have to pick up something pointless at your apartment' excuse and just telling you I'm coming over to fuck.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Randomize
