I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
In sex ed. they really need to include a lesson on saying tampon in foreign languages, just in case.... Trying to ask the woman at the reception desk, who barely speaks English, for one just turned into an awkward game of charades.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
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