To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
I just watched a trucker jack off to a picture of Ellen DeGeneres at a truck stop in Nebraska.
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
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