would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
That dick who always called me a slut in high school showed up at the clinic with boner problems. Then I was assigned as his nurse. Who's laughing now. I AM.
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
I can't put those talents on a resume
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
I'm beginning a new chapter of my life in which our fridge will always be stocked with jello shots. I'm excited to embark down this road to fruity, semi-solid alcoholism.
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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