Midget sex pt 2 tonight
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
ps if your frozen peas taste like crotch it's because some dude kicked me in the nuts while trying to do a keg stand and I needed an ice pack
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
I need a beard to bite.
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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