none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
you're trying to get a guy who's been in a coma for 2 weeks and who thought he was in '08 yesterday to drive you to the liquor store?
yeah, you wanna come?
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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