I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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