check it out our google latitudes are spooning
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
I just woke up to a ten minute voicemail of you sobbing about the X-Men. Stop getting drunk and watching Marvel movies.
BUT WOLVERINE IS SO TORMENTED AND JUST WANTS TO BE LOVED
This couple is walking their pig around campus
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
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