When she said "surprise me" I'm positive she didn't mean "bang my roommate"
Prob not but she was surprised
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
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