# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
all he gave me for my birthday was sperm
at least its a homemade gift
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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