Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
Had weird bad dreams about you last night. Please tell me you didn't google my real surname and that you don't go to a needle exchange.
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
We were right in the middle of sex and all of a sudden his kids toy story action figure starts talking "I think the word your searching for is Space Ranger." A literal Buzz kill. It was equally creepy and hilarious.
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