If i come over, it means nothing
Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
First Peyton Manning retires, and now the most interesting man in the world is retiring for Dos Equis. This is the worst week of my fucking life.
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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