these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
I'm terrified that I'm going to have a baby with a guy who posts snapchat stories while ignoring my texts
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
Randomize
