Walk of Shame. In a state park.
Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
you just kept bragging about how there was a "pretty large" chance that you had pooped on the same toilet as George Clooney
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
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