why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
You've got to be fucking kidding me. Do you think "Husband drunkenly pees all over floors" is reasonable grounds for divorce? So pissed off right now.
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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