Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
Where is the hickey?
I cant wait for the day that I tell my daughter I named her after my favorite porn star.
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
Someone just said “I need to use up this money before I’m tits up under the dirt” so I think I’m going to start using that in my daily vocabulary.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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