i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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