My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
I ordered more beers for everyone but had to finish them all. I promptly went outside and projectile vomited in the street. Three times.
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
Randomize
