the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
We were destined to go to rehab together
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
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