whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
So I thought I was slick leaving his room this morning all incognito. Little did I know I was wearing his football jersey with his name across the back... stilettos & my bra was left behind. never seeing that again
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
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