And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
There are flour footprints all over the house. Either u guys are trying to pull that Paranormal Activity shit on me again, or u got drunk and tried to make pancakes.
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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