apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
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