Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
After I tried for five minutes to hang my beer from the coat hanger in the bathroom , I have realized I am drunk
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
The doctor said 'youre the 2nd youngest person that ive seen with this condition. Thats probably not the silver medal you were looking for today.'
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
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