Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
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