he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
I just need you to stay far enough away that I can't smell your cologne. I completely forget that I fucking hate you as soon as I smell it.
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
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