I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
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