Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
He showed up at my apartment drunk with a telescope wanting me to look at the "blown up star" in -24 degree weather, claiming "it's in the name if science"
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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