I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
If Megan asks I spilled my water water all over her. I pissed on your roommate. You're welcome. I expect you to keep that on the down low. Seriously tell her the water thing
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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