he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
I've been smelling a baby wipe for three minutes. I didn't think I was that drunk but I guess I am
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
We left the knife in your bed.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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