so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
Dude in the stall next to me shitting and sobbing. Dude another stall over, "Come on bro, you gotta loosen up." This is why I don't shit in public.
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
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