just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
I woke up cuddling a ham. That's not a euphemism. I actually slept with an entire ham.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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