What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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