There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
nailed a girl as she was wearing a darth vader shirt. Cross that one off my list.
no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
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