Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
Who breaks their ankle the day before a beach wedding? This guy. Maybe this is karma for fucking someone's wife? Idk.
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
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