And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
There's limited edition cherry vanilla nyquil. It's like they know how much I hate myself and they're giving me a consolation prize.
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
Dick very happy bro
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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