people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
Randomize
