"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
I just walked in on my roommate beating off with no pants on, an unbuttoned hawaiian shirt and a cowboy hat, and he weights 300 pounds
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
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