bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
no you cant smoke seaweed
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
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