Three words: puerto rican gang bang
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
I found my keys in the basement freezer. Drunk me is a sneaky little bastard.
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
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