my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
I just got a ticket for shitting on a sand dune.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
Been in bed for 16 hours. Haven't eaten in 18 hours. Haven't pissed in almost 20 hours. Fuck you Stacey and your former reign as laziest bitch. I got the title now.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
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