This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
Yeah we were on bar number 7 on our bike trail and you decided to steal my bike and we found you 20 minutes later eating Cheetos in the shallow end of your parents pool
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
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