if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
He woke up wondering who broke in and rearranged all the furniture. He reviewed 11 hours of security footage before I told him he did it while whiskey-drunk.
I party with great urgency now.
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